Forget kale chips and avocado toast, fam, there's a new superfood in town, and it's got more black metal vibes than a goth picnic. Introducing Witches Hair, a.k.a. Horse Hair, a.k.a. Bryoria fremontii, the black tree lichen that's as edible as it is goth AF.
Yes, you read that right. This isn't your grandma's spinach. We're talking about dangling fungus dreadlocks that grow wilder than a mosh pit at a Goblin concert. But don't let the name fool you. Witches Hair packs a nutritional punch with iron and a nutty sweetness that'll put your almonds to shame.