How Witches Hair Lichen is the New Superfood Black Metal Foodies Can Dig

Embrace Witches Hair, the black lichen superfood with iron and nutty vibes. Make goth bread, dark jellies, and steamy feasts with wild meat. Get weird and delicious in the kitchen.

How Witches Hair Lichen is the New Superfood Black Metal Foodies Can Dig
Meet Witches Hair, the edible black lichen that's as badass as it is delicious. Dare to embrace the dark side of your pantry?

Forget kale chips and avocado toast, fam, there's a new superfood in town, and it's got more black metal vibes than a goth picnic. Introducing Witches Hair, a.k.a. Horse Hair, a.k.a. Bryoria fremontii, the black tree lichen that's as edible as it is goth AF.

Yes, you read that right. This isn't your grandma's spinach. We're talking about dangling fungus dreadlocks that grow wilder than a mosh pit at a Goblin concert. But don't let the name fool you. Witches Hair packs a nutritional punch with iron and a nutty sweetness that'll put your almonds to shame.