Puerto Vallarta's Got It All (Except Maybe Clothes for That Guy)

Puerto Vallarta. Beautiful beaches with warm sun, clear water, and plenty of margaritas to make a mariachi sing. But lately, something else has been stirring beneath the surface of this tropical paradise: a streaking sensation. Yes, folks, a video has surfaced of a man, allegedly American, strolling across Playa de los Muertos like Adam before Eve invented fig leaves.

Now, while stripping down to the bare essentials might feel liberating under the Mexican sun, it's important to remember that public nudity is a big no-no in these parts. So, keep your birthday suit for the bedroom because in Puerto Vallarta, it's the seahorse, not the seahorse suit, that gets the golden tan. But fret not, fellow travelers! For while one man's naturist nightmare is another's headline fodder, Puerto Vallarta has plenty to offer beyond impromptu skin shows.