Fossil Fuel Dinosaurs Dig Their Own Graves (but Don't Invite the Solar Panels)
Oil party's over! Fossil fuels dwindling, renewables rising, but eco-friendly power can't fuel our Kardashian lifestyles. Ditch endless growth, embrace sustainable living, build local resilience. It's time to swap SUVs for bikes, McMansions for co-housing, and kombucha for plastic straws.
Brace yourselves, fellow Earthlings, for a reality check more potent than a triple espresso. The era of oil-guzzling dinos, er, fossil fuels, is nearing its extinction event. No meteor necessary, just basic physics and a dollop of common sense.
Dr. Luca Ferrari Pedraglio, a geologist who speaks the language of rocks better than most, dropped this truth bomb at the “Future of Energy” conference. Turns out, those easy-to-reach oil deposits – the ones we slurped up like Capri Sun after gym class – are dwindling. The ones left? Think deep-sea diving for bathtub-sized puddles, with a price tag that'd make Scrooge McDuck wince.
