AMLO Touts Progress, Denies Hack and Champions Youth

It's time for another AMLO Morning Conference buffet. Today's menu features an assortment of economic cheer, Mayan Train choo-choos, and a hefty helping of spicy accusations about pesky journalist hackers.

Low Unemployment, High Spirits (and Prices): AMLO kicked things off with a chest-thumping announcement about Mexico's rock-bottom unemployment rate, the “lowest on record,” he chirped, adding that the minimum wage is “rising like the generals.” However, before you break out the confetti, note that fuel prices haven't quite gotten the memo – gas and diesel are chugging along at 22–24 pesos per liter, while LP gas simmers at around 18 pesos per kilo. But hey, at least the basic basket of goods is holding steady, with prices ranging from a wallet-friendly 784 pesos to a pricier 1,029 pesos. And did someone say awards? AMLO showered fuel stations and grocery stores with accolades for keeping prices in check – a pat on the back for good corporate citizens, or a subtle nudge towards price controls? You decide.

Mayan Train Chugs into Action: Choo-choo! The Mayan Train is officially steaming ahead, having transported over 37,000 passengers in its first 41 days. Cancún, Campeche, Valladolid, Palenque – these are just a few of the hot spots this eco-friendly locomotive is hitting. Mark your calendars for February 29th because that's when Section 5 North (Cancun to Playa del Carmen) gets inaugurated, complete with fancy Mayan Train buses. Sunseekers, the Riviera Maya is calling.

Transparency with the INE: The INE is in the spotlight. AMLO wants political parties to demand accountability and transparency from the electoral institute, especially regarding funding for organizations that scrutinize his government's spending habits. Apparently, some of these groups are getting cozy with both Mexican and American business associations, which has AMLO fuming about a “dirty war” and smear campaigns. The 2024 elections will be a wild ride.

Migrant Misery and American Malaise: Speaking of messy situations, AMLO took aim at the United States' migration policies, questioning why so many Central Americans are forced to flee their homes. “There has not been a United States program to support the people of Latin America and the Caribbean,” he thundered, “money is allocated for war!” Sounds like the Monroe Doctrine is getting a 21st-century remix, with AMLO playing the role of a reluctant salsa partner.

Journalist Jumble: Hacked or Hoaxed?: Uh oh, things just got spicy. The personal information of over 300 journalists covering the Morning Conference was leaked online, and AMLO isn't convinced it's a genuine hack. He suspects “unscrupulous people,” possibly even the opposition, of cooking up this digital dish to make his government look like “dictators who persecute.” Sounds like someone's ruffled feathers with their critical reporting. But fear not, fellow journalists, AMLO promises a thorough investigation and protection for anyone affected. Just in case, maybe invest in some good digital locks for your data.

AMLO's Montage Mania: Remember Frida Sofía, the girl trapped in the earthquake rubble? Or AMLO's son's alleged shady business dealings? These are just a few of the “montages” AMLO claims the opposition has cooked up to discredit him. It's a never-ending telenovela, folks, with plot twists and cliffhangers aplenty. Grab your popcorn because this season is heating up.

Violence by the Numbers: AMLO tackled the thorny issue of violence, arguing that his six-year term has seen a 20% drop in intentional homicides compared to Felipe Calderón's bloody reign. He's a firm believer in tackling the root causes, like drug addiction, rather than resorting to “the use of force.” But his critics counter that peace can't be built on statistics alone. This battle royale over Mexico's security is far from over.

Mexico: Journalist Paradise or Peril?: Is Mexico the most dangerous country for journalists? AMLO scoffs at the suggestion, declaring the United States far worse. He even pats Mexico on the back for being a “cultural power” – hey, who needs Pulitzer Prizes when you've got ancient pyramids and spicy salsa? Just remember, if you're a journalist covering AMLO, keep your pen sharp and your head down.

Building a Future for Youth: Building a Future for Youth isn't just a catchy slogan, it's the centerpiece of AMLO's legacy vision. He proudly touted the “Youth Building the Future Program,” a 110-billion-peso investment that provides young people with minimum wage salaries and on-the-job training. Over 2.8 million beneficiaries, 58% women, are already reaping the rewards, staying out of trouble and learning valuable skills.

AMLO boasts that 69% of these young people stick with their jobs, proving the program's success in combating drug use and crime. He even throws in a mention of the Benito Juárez Scholarship program, with its 5.8 million beneficiaries and its impact on reducing school dropouts. It's clear that AMLO wants to be remembered as the champion of Mexican youth, the guy who gave them a leg up and a reason to hope.

A Book for the Ages: Speaking of legacies, AMLO's got another feather in his cap – his upcoming book! Dedicated to young people, it promises to be a treasure trove of presidential wisdom and reflections. But don't worry, history buffs, AMLO assures us that Mexico's rich traditions won't be forgotten. He wants future generations to embrace their vibrant cultural heritage, pyramids and all.

Hacking Back Against the Haters: Before we get lost in book signings and mariachi serenades, there's one last, spicy dish to digest: the journalist hacking scandal. AMLO promised a firm legal response, vowing to protect any affected individuals. He dismissed claims of being a “facha” (slang for fascist) and reiterated his respect for “good journalists,” those who aren't “at the service of the mafia.” He even threw down the gauntlet, promising full transparency and cooperation with the media on this sensitive issue. The investigation is just getting started, and there are bound to be more twists and turns than a telenovela marathon.

There you have it – another AMLO Morning Conference buffet. From economic stats to Mayan Train updates, from journalist jumbles to youth-building brags, it was a rollercoaster ride served with a side of spicy accusations. Whether you agree with his policies or not, one thing's for sure: AMLO knows how to keep things interesting. Now, pass the salsa and let's see what tomorrow's menu holds.